Dog Humor

"Ten Peeves Dogs Have With Humans"

1.  Blaming your farts on me..... 
not  funny... not funny at all !!! 

2.  Yelling at me for barking. 
I'M A DAMN  DOG 

3.  Taking me for a walk, then 
not letting  me check stuff out. 
Exactly whose walk is  this anyway? 

4.  Any trick that involves balancing 
food  on my nose. Stop it! 

5.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  
Now you know why we chew your stuff 
up  when you're not home. 

6.  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what  
a proud moment for the top of the food  chain. 

7.  Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',  then acting 
surprised when I freak out every  time we go back! 

8.  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of  your guests. 
Sorry, but I haven't quite  mastered that handshake thing yet. 

9.  Dog sweaters. Hello ??? 
Haven't you  noticed the fur? 
  
10.  How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  
Look, we both know the truth. You're just  jealous. 

Now lay  off me on some of these things. 
We both know  who's boss here! 
You don't see me picking up  your poop do you? 
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And Finally.....

 
"Good thing you came home when you did. The cat got the lipstick and it was awful"

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26.04 | 07:25

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