Dog Humor

"Ten Peeves Dogs Have With Humans"

1.  Blaming your farts on me..... 
not  funny... not funny at all !!! 

2.  Yelling at me for barking. 

3.  Taking me for a walk, then 
not letting  me check stuff out. 
Exactly whose walk is  this anyway? 

4.  Any trick that involves balancing 
food  on my nose. Stop it! 

5.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  
Now you know why we chew your stuff 
up  when you're not home. 

6.  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what  
a proud moment for the top of the food  chain. 

7.  Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',  then acting 
surprised when I freak out every  time we go back! 

8.  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of  your guests. 
Sorry, but I haven't quite  mastered that handshake thing yet. 

9.  Dog sweaters. Hello ??? 
Haven't you  noticed the fur? 
10.  How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  
Look, we both know the truth. You're just  jealous. 

Now lay  off me on some of these things. 
We both know  who's boss here! 
You don't see me picking up  your poop do you? 

And Finally.....

"Good thing you came home when you did. The cat got the lipstick and it was awful"

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19.09 | 10:46

Saturday is gonna be like christmas for Lori and myself we feel like expecting parents
Thank you Colleen

27.02 | 11:42

hello, I am in Louisville ky, I am older, looking for a pet. I am looking for a toy poodle, black, or black and white, under 10 lbs, smaller ok, will pick up.

08.02 | 19:54

My wife and i are looking for a white female puppy just like your crystal 5 to 6 lbs when grown please contact us when you have one

02.02 | 17:39

I am a older lady who wants a new baby to spoil.

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